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Imagine this: You’re a bunch of scrappy goblins trapped by a so-called party of “heroes” in their own sprawling manor. Your mission? Escape, but not before retrieving a legendary, cursed artifact: the Hand of P’tahr. This ticking time bomb of doom must be returned to the goblins’ lair, or the entire world (and especially your hide) will face a catastrophic curse!
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Welcome to Goblinesque: a grottily funny and perilous fantasy TTRPG that flips the classic dungeon crawl. Here, you’ll navigate the corridors and secrets of a vast three-story manor that serves as your captors’ base; a 40-room labyrinth crawling with traps, treasure, puzzles, and monstrous adversaries. As a goblin, every encounter is lethal, so cleverness (hahahahahah, I know, I know) and stealth will be your survival tools.
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Key Features:
Classic Dungeon Crawling Meets Gonzo Mayhem: Goblinesque is a love letter to 90s dungeon crawls mixed with modern, chaotic humor. With a system-agnostic approach, it’s ready for any rule system you prefer.
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Dynamic Environments: The manor itself becomes a shifting nightmare once the Hand of P’tahr’s curse kicks in. Each room in the manor has both a non-cursed and a cursed version, transforming the layout, dangers, and creatures within. Enemies mutate, random events take on a darker twist, and even the goblins themselves are affected, creating two different experiences in one adventure.
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Through the Eyes of Goblins: You’re not just any adventurer: you’re a goblin, a creature often seen as mere cannon fodder. But here, you take center stage, bringing all the wit and sneaky charm of a goblin to outsmart, evade, and survive every “heroic” threat lurking in this manor. This time, my greenskin friend, You’re no longer the bottom rung of the villain food chain, but a cunning survivor with tricks up your sleeve.
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What’s Included:
- A comprehensive, English and Italian adventure PDF (bookmarked and linked, for easy navigation)
- Printable goblin paper minis to bring your chaotic crew to life
- Floor maps and room synopsis for all three manor levels, to help the GM (you’re welcome)
- A dope 8-bit dungeon synth original soundtrack by Alberto Ricca/Bienoise (bienoise.com) to immerse you deeper into the mayhem.
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Goblinesque is an ideal pick for TTRPG veterans and newcomers alike, blending nail-biting tension with laugh-out-loud moments. So, will you rescue the Hand of P’tahr and escape unscathed? Or will your goblin days end as ashes underfoot? The answer awaits in Goblinesque.
Grab it now and let the mischief unfold! GO, GOBLINS!
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Goblinesque is available now here at DriveThruRPG
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